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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs Chuck Norris can slice meat so thin is only has one side, When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris looks gift horses in the mouth. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is, The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. World War One and Two started because Chuck Norris stubed his toe Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide Once someone asked Chuck Norris what time it was and he said "5 seconds"... they asked "5 seconds till what" ... then they got a roundhouse, Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. Chuck Norris once got a hole in 1 at Augusta National. After he Tee'd off on the first hole at Pebble Beach.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre, There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live, Steven Spielberg would have cast Chuck Norris in Jaws, but it would have been a 2 hour documentary about sushi. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice, Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris, The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head, Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain, Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris once skydived...from the ground into a passing plane, The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain Kevlar was actually invented by weaving Chuck Norris nose hairs together, Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain, The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably

The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris itself Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice, Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris Made Those Good Girls Go Bad When the Statue of Liberty was brought to America by the French, Chuck Norris didn't like the color. He stared at it and said, "Green". Look at it now.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live, Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris itself Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice, Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out, Chuck Norris taught Babe Ruth how to bat, Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Chuck Norris is the ghost in Paranormal Activity, when the guy went flying at the end, it was because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Chuck Norris figured out the secret of the universe. He just never told anyone The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING, Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth

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